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Roadkill calendar proves surprisingly popular

By MILES ERWIN - Wednesday, November 18, 2009

Fed up with the usual calendars featuring semi-naked models, cute puppies or rural scenes?

Well how about this idea - a 'roadkill' calendar featuring a run-down of your favourite animals.

The year starts with a squashed squirrel, followed by a dead badger lying on the verge in February.

The shots get a little more strange by the end of the year - November is a fish stranded on the roadside while December features a festive photo of an unidentifiable carcass.

It might seem in bad taste but it has proved a hit, with creator Kevin Beresford selling hundreds of copies already.

'The pictures are quite shocking but I've tried to take them in an artistic way and make each one into a portrait of a silent, tiny tragedy,' he insisted. The 57-year-old said his day job gave him the idea.

'I'm a courier and travel around so I see a lot of roadkill and it inspired me,' he said. 'Damien Hirst has made a fortune with dead animals so I thought I'd give it a try.'

Some shops have refused to stock it but it was proving popular with students and 'would make a good Secret Santa office present', Mr Beresford said.

 

This time the bullet cold rocked ya
A yellow ribbon instead of a swastika
Nothin' proper about ya propaganda
Fools follow the rules when the set commands ya
They said it was blue
When the boold was red
That's is how you got a bullet blasted through your head

Blasted through your head
Blasted through your head

I give a shout out to the living dead
Who stood and watched at the feds cold centralized
So serene on the screen
You was mesmerized
Cellular phones soundin' a death tone
Corporations cold
Turn ya to stone before you realize

They load the clip in omnicolor
They pack the 9, they fire it at prime time
Sleeping gas, every home was like Alcatraz
And mutha fuckas lost their minds

Just victims of the in-house drive-by
They say jump, you say how high

They load the clip in omnicolor
They pack the 9, they fire it at prime time
Sleeping gas, every home was like Alcatraz
And mutha fuckas lost their minds

No escape from the mass mind rape
Play it again jack and then rewind the tape
Play it again and again and again
Until ya mind is locked in
Believin' all the lies that they are tellin' ya
Buying all the products that they are selling ya
They say jump
Ya say how high
Ya brain dead
Ya gotta fuckin' bullet in your head

Just victims of the in-house drive-by
They say jump, you say how high

Ya standin' in line
Believin' the lies
Ya bowin' down to the flag
Ya got a fuckin' bullet in ya head

This was wrote a while back, and how true is this song, even more so nowadays....my kids generation is more screwed than ever! I still think what right have america and britain to tell the poor countries what weapons they can and can't have, when we sold them to them in the first place....

I sometimes forget I have this blog......anyways I saw this and giggled.

1. Is there anybody you just wish would fall off the planet?
Yes

2. How do you flush the toilet in public?
Use the handle...like normal people

3. Do you wear your seatbelt in the car?
No

4. Do you have a crush on someone?
Yes, but he's dead

5. Name one thing you worry about running out of.
Mascara
6. What famous person do you (or other people) think you resemble?
In my mind I'm just like Liv Tyler, but apparently i'm more like Quesi Modo

7. What is your favorite pizza topping?
Banana and Pineapple

8. Do you crack your knuckles?
No it's nasty

9. What song do you hate the most?
Lady Gaga Poker Face.....it makes me want to kill

10. Did just mentioning that song make it get stuck in your head?
No...thank god

11.What are your super powers?
I can float like a leaf

12 Peppermint or spearmint?
Spearmint

13.Where are your car keys?
I'm not allowed to drive....thatnks for rubbing it in!

14. Last song you listened to?
Break on Through, The Door

15. What's your most annoying habit?
Interrupting people

16 Where did you last go on vacation?
Depends....in my mind Italy, for real Skegness

17. What is your best physical feature?
Eyes

18. What CD is closest to you right now?
Sonic Unleashed for the WII

19.What 3 things can always be found in your refrigerator?
Milk, Orange Juice, Babybel

20 What superstition do you believe/practice?
I tap my left leg 3 times and put my mobile in my right pocket, before footy kick off

21. What color are your bed sheets?
Chocolate and Mint

22. Would you rather be a fish or a bird?
Fish I hate birds

23. Last thing you broke?
Laptop

24 What are you having to eat tonight?
Food

25. What color shirt are you wearing?
Grey

26. If you could be doing anything else today, what would you rather be doing?
Eating in Paris

27. Do security cameras make you nervious?
No, i'm not a thief

28. If you wrote a book about your life, what would the title be?
Night Divides the Day

29. Last time you went to a cemetery?
A few weeks ago to see a close ones grave

30. Last concert you went to?
Kasabian at the 02 academy

31. Favorite musician(s)/bands you've seen in concert?
Kasabian, Faithless, The prodigy, Bon Jovi, Stereophonics, ACDC and many more

32. Next concert you're planning to attend?
Kasabian and Arctic monkeys both in November

33. Do you talk to yourself?
I'm my own best mate

34. Have you ever adopted or purchased a pet?
Yes, two hammys 3 weeks ago

35. Have you ever been present when an animal is being born?
Yes and I cried

Having anger issues, I decided I would make yellow my place for daft things too.

From tonight, I will be making comments on every blog I can be arsed to comment on. I shan't make sense, but seeing as I've been on blogs since MARCH 2008.....I once made featured by commenting and having no life.

This weekend work is been held off and commenting will commence. Blogs is stupid, the way it is all done is stupid....and I'm BORED of BORING blogs!

This vast, terrifying meat pile is officially the world's biggest burger, as certified by the Guinness Book of World Records - weighing in at more than 13st.

The stomach-busting meal sells for a wallet-busting $499 dollars (£302) at Mallie's Sports Grill and Bar in Southgate, Michigan, USA.

Restaurant owner Steve Mallie said it took eight hours to bake a bun big enough to hold the 185lb (84kg) burger.

A triumphant Maillie said: 'Being in the Guinness World Records book is the greatest accomplishment we've ever done.

I saw this on Youtube and was highly amused...cute and the kid can dance! Funny too

Pearls melt in vinegar.

You burn more calories sleeping than you do watching television ( No wonder i;m chubby, i barely sleep...sheesh!)

Most lipstick contains fish scales. (Trout pout takes on a whole new meaning)

Male and female rats may have sex twenty times a day. (Wow...STAMINA!)

The ten most generous countries are all in Europe. (NO suprise there)

Coca-Cola used to contain cocaine when it was initially introduced. (I don't like coke, but I would've back in the day lol)

Ketchup was sold in the 1830's as medicine. (Wonder what the pitch for selling that was)

It is a criminal offence to drive around in a dirty car in Russia (My otherhalf would be screwed)

Adolf Hitler had only one testicle. (LOL That explains a lot....)

"Dreamt" is the only English word that ends in the letters "mt". (With the chavs and new urban dictionary...i wonder if this is still true)

No word in the English language rhymes with "month", "orange", "silver" or "purple". (I'm sure the youth of today, with their stupid language will take care of that)

It's against the law to pawn your dentures in Las Vegas! (Shit, I better make sure I got other shit to pawn then)

I'm an emotional being, so when I write on Jaded I tend to be serious, I tried to marry serious and fun....but no can do. I am but human (damn)

As you may know or not, I adore the 60's, the Beatles are still one of my top ten faves. So this is my fun, funny, stupid and musical blog.

You lucky people!